Someone got a selfie stick for Christmas

We walked to the river park and got a city tour bus. Unfortunately the enter tour was in Spanish. Poor AL she didn't understand a word. Poor me I had to do all the translating, " GUAYAQUIL....IS ....THE ....LARGEST CITY ....AND MAIN ....PORT......IN...ECUADOR.....BLAH....BLAH...." I am exhausted. One older couple ( our age) sat I front of us and took selfie pictures the entire ride. OK I get it you were in Guayaquil.......do not invite me to the slide show. Hot weather makes me cranky.